Monday 13th October

Leanne Battersby the great moral compass She's hardly likely to worry that Liam is already married

Why on earth would you start a stag do in a cafe? And why wasnt Roy invited since they closed the cafe for the day

That was the strangest hen night. Only three hens plus the bride-to-be. One hen was a former prostitute who almost had the bride's first husband as a client. Another hen's husband is sleeping with the bride. And the third hen's two brothers have both had the bride.

They certainly like to keep everything simple Now you mention it like that, I reckon they should all be having STI tests

I just realised that of the four women, Liam has slept with three of them. The fourth is his sister. :rofl:

At least he won't get the chance to go there {shudder}