A-Z

Diets. My other half gets so fed up every time I try a new one.

Dancing - men hate being dragged up to dance

Eating from someone else's plate. It's a woman thing and I'm guilty of it myself. My other half just rolls his eyes when I refuse to order chips for myself then pinch his.

Flowers - men can't do right for doing wrong, if they don't buy them they're ignorant, if they do buy them they've been up to something.

Golf. They don't like women playing ahead of them, we're too slow.

Hair, women spend way too much money on it, and way too much time doing it.

(Or so I'm told, if you saw my mop you'd know that's not true for me )

Illness. Women aren't sympathetic enough when they have something like man flu.

Jokes. Women never know when a man is joking.

Korma.

Men think women don't eat real curry when they pick a korma from the menu.

Love, women want a man to say it.

Motorways. Men get annoyed when women say "Just because the speed limit is 70, doesn't mean you need to go that fast".

Nuptuals, men run the other way

Oil changing. Women don't know how to do it properly.

Perfume, we spend too much on it.

Queues. If the ones in the supermarket are too long, you should just come back later. Why do women waste so much time queuing?

Rats, women hate them

Sex. Men don't understand the concept of "I'm not in the mood". Why can't women make more effort?

Tickling - Women hate it.

Umbrellas. Men never use them, but they get poked in the face with them because women do.

Vino, especially the sparkly kind. How on earth can women drink that stuff?

Whining, men accuse women of doing it all the time.

X box. Women don't understand how addictive it is.

Y - Women are always asking 'Why don't you love me anymore'

Zzzzzzzzzzzz.......why do women complain when men sleep through the children's wakefulness, bad dreams, demands for drink of water, etc etc.



I'll have to think of something for the next list.

Characters from literature

Anne of Green Gables