Monday 8th June

Ronnie has finally lost her marbles. I can't really blame her getting annoyed with Roxy, what kind of idiot would be in a mad panic and unable to cope with teething, but the scene with the condom and the safety pin was silly. The Mitchell girls really are the most self-centred people.

Whitney had such a cheek to invite her mum to stay, Pat surely would have something to say about that. It's not looking like a very original storyline, we all know Whitney's going to fall in love with her mum, treat Bianca like dirt, then it'll all sort itself out with Debra showing her true colours and Bianca to the rescue.

And the Theo/college stuff is just a re-run of Martin and Sonia. Then it was Martin feeling a bit thick, now it's Chelsea. Ho hum.

Debra looked jumpy in the Vic, as if she was expecting someone to walk in!

What was Zainab's problem with Christian opening a coffee stall, the cafe was more competition for them. Their stall didn't even sell coffee before so they weren't losing any business.